Prologue
Giving up the booze is never easy and Neville was finding it harder than most. Not only were his grubby hands vibrating as if holding an invisible jackhammer, but the bloody legions of the undead had turned up too. It would have been enough to force him back to the drink but some inconsiderate bastard had eaten all of the shopkeepers. It was only blind luck that he smelled and dressed like a zombie, or Neville would be in serious trouble.
Life is about to change for Neville. It could end up a lot shorter…
With guns, explosions, submissive owls, a stripper, several expensive bottles of spirits and some really quite catchy tunes.
Act I: Zombies, Badgers, Guns and Knives
Chapter 02: A Surprising Lack of Pineapples
Chapter 03: The Name of the Horse
Chapter 04: The End of the World and its Associated Inconveniences
Chapter 05: Rise of the Fallen
Chapter 06: The Morning after the Apocalypse Before
Chapter 07: Smiles Aren’t Always a Good Thing
Chapter 10: The Villain of the Piece
Act II: That Blissful State of Ignorance
Chapter 11: The Many Varied Uses of Clingfilm and Gaffer Tape
Chapter 12: Hello, My Name is Barbara
Chapter 15: The Unlikely Issue of Sexual Deviant Birds
Chapter 16: A Seriously Ill Advised Barbeque
Chapter 17: Only One Pineapple So Far
Act III: A Bit like Lord of the Rings but on a Budget
Chapter 18: Love Thy Neighbour
Chapter 19: Like a Fuckin’ Ninja
Chapter 20: Drunken Surgery and Bunting
Chapter 21: The Inauguration Party
Act IV: The Path of Least Resistance
Chapter 25: A World Apart
Chapter 26: A Long Winded Montage
Chapter 27: A Night Out on the Town
Chapter 28: Mutilation
Chapter29: Motoring and the Undead – A Crash Course
Chapter 30: A Useful Vantage Point
Act V: A Grand Finale
Chapter 31: The Word ‘Uniform’
Chapter 32: Illumination
Chapter 33: A Few Minor Adjustments
Chapter 34: Of Cats and Men
Chapter 35: Zombie! The Musical
Chapter 36: Dawn of the Even Deader
Chapter 37: Love Cats
Chapter 38: Balls to the Future